Me: Is this [live action Scooby Doo episode] too scary for you?
ZP: No, it’s not like ‘Breaking Bad’.
Me: What?! What do you mean?
ZP: Well, this is funny.
Me: What is “Breaking Bad”?
ZP: It’s not nice for kids.
Me: Why not?
ZP: [spoiler alert] It’s about a guy who took drugs and then got cancer from the drugs and then bad things happened.
Me: … that’s right.