TP is taking me out for my birthday. And by “birthday” I mean “a month before my birthday” and by “out” I mean “wayyy out”. I’m not sure where but I have the following clues:
- It’s some place we need to fly to. I badgered him with “it’s Baltimore, right? Come on. We’re just going to Baltimore. Say it.” until he relented in his tight-lippedness and admitted that we would be going somewhere farther than that. My next guess was Philly but when we had to make arrangements for a rental car for my parents who would be babysitting the kids, he further conceded that we would not need a rental car for them because they’ll use our car while we fly.
- It’s some place warm. When we were planning our trip to New Orleans, the third runners up/runner ups were (a) Vancouver which is not “warm”, (b) Paris which is not the answer because I was told I did not need my passport, and (c) Savannah which is not the answer because I asked him point blank whether we were going to Savannah. That leaves pretty much the rest of the hemisphere and points south.
- It’s not Cali to visit Gojira because we are flying out on Friday and returning on Sunday which would pretty much mean we’d only have about eight minutes to spend with her after arrival and before whipping back around again. Plus, I’m not even sure if she is in Cali these days.
- It’s not the Caribbean, Italy, Japan, England, etc. because see above re: passport and time constraints.