Come Off It, Ladies

The so-called hidden platform in this new breed of platform heel is not hidden, ladies. We can see it and it looks stupid and clunky. If you’d like to wear high heels, wear shoes with heels that are high. If you’d like to wear high heels while remaining comfortable and maintaining a more evenly distributed amount of pressure on the various parts of your foot via a platform heel: don’t. Wear flats.

This message brought to you by the Concerned Grouches of America, which even at inception did not accept new members.

Salma goes canoeing.

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One response to “Come Off It, Ladies

  1. atrosh. but i guess if you are only 5’2″, you want to use anything to give you a little boost.

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