The Joy of Cantankerousness

Surgeon General's Warning: Images such as this one have been found to glamorize smoking in the eyes of children. Please sit your little ones down and explain that no amount of smoking will turn them into cats.

Surgeon General's Warning: Images such as this one have been found to glamorize smoking in the eyes of children. Please sit your little ones down and explain that no amount of smoking will turn them into cats.

I was perusing the page of WordPress posts tagged with Cantankerousness, which is to say perusing our own posts, since we are just about the only ones who post under that tag, when I came across another blog that posts cantankerously. Proof that everyone who uses this tag is awesome, Inconspicuous Consumption is a recipe blog that specifically warns agains the dangers of smoking cats (it’s unclear whether she’s referring to the dangers of cats who smoke or the dangers of putting a cat in a pipe and smoking it, but I think we can all agree that both are hazardous to the health of asthma sufferers as well as to the health of cats, although the latter is perhaps slightly worse for cats).

Now what I’d like to know is, can I make the cachapas even though I don’t own a blender or other food processing device? No need to answer as I plan to do it anyhow. If all else fails, I will do what I did when I made yellow squash soup without a blender: add heavy cream. Baji, the ice cream lasagna sounds like it would be up your polygelatic alley.

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5 responses to “The Joy of Cantankerousness

  1. 1. that blog is fantastic. thanks to it, i’m totally going to start saying, ‘the secret ingredient is Salzblüte!’

    2. nobody should smoke in the eyes of children! or anyone else for that matter. how rude.

    3. i thought ‘smoking cats’ referred to shooting them with a gun — pop pop! maybe i’ve been reading too much pelecanos lately.

    4. you know, don’t you, that i made an entire pan of lasagna out of string cheese the other day b/c i forgot to tell tp to pick up some shredded moz? it didn’t turn out half bad. (which is just another way to say it didn’t turn out half good)…

  2. String cheese melts?

  3. after 45 minutes in the 350 oven it does. kinda. more like coagulates into a solid mass after having been separated from itself — much like T2.

  4. First pic is scary, but second one looks tasty.

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