What is the antonym of “to terrorize”? “To comfort”? “To reassure”? “To not lie about weapons of mass destruction”?
All right then. A panda has been going around Manhattan not lying about weapons of mass destruction. Leaving people bewildered, yes, but also warming the cockles of their hearts. This man in a panda suit has been spotted at least since March, and twice by my friend Y, who took the above photo and delivers this elegant comment: “Oh panda.”