God Texts The Five Pillars of Islam
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1. no G but me; me & mo = bff.
2. big ups 2 me 5xdy.
3. $ & : ) 4 poor ppl.
4. no chow 4 1 mo (29 dyz 1 tm; 30 l8r)
5. gtg 4 hajj
Hat Tip: McSweeney’s
#5 was my favorite 😀
the heck does ‘ttfn’ mean? ‘ta-ta for now’? vat a crazy!
PS: god is totally ON NOTICE for texting without proper spelling and punctuation.
PPS: your ‘god texts the 10 commandments’ link was hilarious, too.
3. no omg’s
LOL! Love it!
glad y’all liked it! in hindsight, i should have titled the post ‘WWMD’ … but i’m too lazy to edit it right now.
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