4 rlz

God Texts The Five Pillars of Islam

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1. no G but me; me & mo = bff.

2. big ups 2 me 5xdy.

3. $ & : ) 4 poor ppl.

4. no chow 4 1 mo (29 dyz 1 tm; 30 l8r)

5. gtg 4 hajj

ttfn, A

Hat Tip: McSweeney’s

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6 responses to “4 rlz

  1. bwahahahaha!
    #5 was my favorite 😀

    the heck does ‘ttfn’ mean? ‘ta-ta for now’? vat a crazy!

    PS: god is totally ON NOTICE for texting without proper spelling and punctuation.

  2. PPS: your ‘god texts the 10 commandments’ link was hilarious, too.

    3. no omg’s

    haha!

  3. LOL! Love it!

  4. glad y’all liked it! in hindsight, i should have titled the post ‘WWMD’ … but i’m too lazy to edit it right now.

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