God Texts The Five Pillars of Islam
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1. no G but me; me & mo = bff.
2. big ups 2 me 5xdy.
3. $ & : ) 4 poor ppl.
4. no chow 4 1 mo (29 dyz 1 tm; 30 l8r)
5. gtg 4 hajj
ttfn, A
Hat Tip: McSweeney’s
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That's What She Said!
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6 responses so far ↓
Zora // September 28, 2009 at 9:56 pm |
Totes brill.
yasmine // September 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm |
bwahahahaha!
#5 was my favorite
the heck does ‘ttfn’ mean? ‘ta-ta for now’? vat a crazy!
PS: god is totally ON NOTICE for texting without proper spelling and punctuation.
yasmine // September 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm |
PPS: your ‘god texts the 10 commandments’ link was hilarious, too.
3. no omg’s
haha!
haphazardmusings // September 30, 2009 at 10:07 pm |
LOL! Love it!
Anjum // October 1, 2009 at 1:42 am |
LOL! <3
baji // October 1, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
glad y’all liked it! in hindsight, i should have titled the post ‘WWMD’ … but i’m too lazy to edit it right now.